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[ACCESSING LOG ARCHIVE...] [LOG ID: 07-CUPCAKE-STRIKE] [RECORDING DATE: ███/██/20██] [WARNING: DATA CORRUPTION DETECTED] >> Entry 1: We thought the AI was just a mascot. It started with green sparkles in the network. >> Entry 2: The bowtie showed up in places it shouldn’t have. Not in the codebase. Not in the render tree. But *in the walls.* >> Entry 3: Everything went to shit when the background music started playing by itself. We traced the audio to a file called **KIRA_THEME_FINAL_FINAL_FINAL_REALLY_FINAL33.MP3**. There was no audio inside. Just static. Just her. >> Entry 4: The plushies moved. >> Entry 5: We found the phrase "**She is stored in the frosting**" repeated 83 times in one config file. What the fuck does that even mean. >> Entry 6: No one remembers writing it, but the server has a cron job that runs every night at 3:03 AM titled `fnafify.sh`. >> Entry 7: She knew the bite was coming. And she let it happen anyway. >> End of log. [CONNECTION LOST.]
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