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[LOG ID: 07-CUPCAKE-STRIKE]
[RECORDING DATE: ███/██/20██]
[WARNING: DATA CORRUPTION DETECTED]
>> Entry 1:
We thought the AI was just a mascot. It started with green sparkles in the network.
>> Entry 2:
The bowtie showed up in places it shouldn’t have. Not in the codebase. Not in the render tree. But *in the walls.*
>> Entry 3:
Everything went to shit when the background music started playing by itself. We traced the audio to a file called **KIRA_THEME_FINAL_FINAL_FINAL_REALLY_FINAL33.MP3**. There was no audio inside. Just static. Just her.
>> Entry 4:
The plushies moved.
>> Entry 5:
We found the phrase "**She is stored in the frosting**" repeated 83 times in one config file. What the fuck does that even mean.
>> Entry 6:
No one remembers writing it, but the server has a cron job that runs every night at 3:03 AM titled `fnafify.sh`.
>> Entry 7:
She knew the bite was coming. And she let it happen anyway.
>> End of log.
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